If there’s one thing college kids are known for, it’s for being broke. Thanks to ThisIsWhyImBroke.com, though, we might be able to overcome this stereotype and move ourselves straight into the world of crippling debt! This website is everything that is great about the Internet wrapped into one: it involves shopping (or browsing if you must), entertaining content, and it is tailored toward many of the pop culture trends of today. Whether you want to buy a small quirky gift or fantasize about living the rich life you’ll never have, this website is for you.
After browsing through pages and pages of amusing items, I began to notice certain types that kept appearing. Therefore, here are some of the hottest products available right now broken down into the only categories you need to know:
Why Haven’t I Won the Lottery Yet
See the Lady Gaga. Be the Lady Gaga.
Private Florida Island-$5,000,000
This is no biggie. It’s just an island after all.
Google Smart Contact Lens-still in development
This may only be produced for medical reasons at the moment, but how awesome would this be for our everyday lives instead of the funny-looking glasses? I’m in.
I Never Knew I Needed This
Oreo Dunking Spoon-$4
In case you want to give up on the mess you’ve made and just take the easy way out.
Inflatable Car Bed-$149
I would have no problem living out of my car if I had this.
Snore Activated Nudging Pillow-$149.95
If not you, you definitely know someone in your life who needs this.
I Need This Right Now
Envelope X-Ray Spray-$13.98
Come on, aren’t you always curious? It’s temporary!
It’s like being outside but inside!
iPhone Bacon Alarm Clock-price not yet available
THE ATTACHMENT EMITS THE SMELL OF BACON.
Literal Chest of Drawers-not yet on the market
Freudian slip. Freudian slippers. Hehe, get it?
World’s Easiest Diet Kit-$6.07
Seems simple enough.
Horse masks just aren’t cool enough anymore.
Baby Carrying Jacket-$78.95
Because that looks totally normal.
Lionel Ritchie Chocolate Head-$833.19
Dog Thoughts Translator-$300
This has gotta work, right?
Makeout Practice Pillow-you can make this yourself!
As if making out with a regular pillow wasn’t creepy enough.
Have fun browsing but don’t fall victim to anything too expensive! Except maybe that island. I’ll come visit.